The Daily Show | March 25th 2014 [x]
Reblogging because I was very vulnerable at this moment when I revealed that I have size 11 feet like Paris Hilton.
big footed sisterhood stand up! I’ll never forget one of my friends made fun of Paris for wearing a size 11 and how humiliated I felt. Now we’re everywhere!
Portland administrators will flush 38 million gallons of water from Mt. Tabor Reservoir 5 after a 19-year-old man urinated in the city’s drinking supply.
“Even though there is very minimal public health risk, the bottom line is that our commitment is to serve water that’s clean, cold and constant,” said Water Bureau administrator David Shaff. “That doesn’t include pee. Not from people, at least.”
Raise your hand if you want to watch a Portlandia episode featuring this incident.
thats a fucking waste, ain’t no enzymes you can drop in there?!
"We were smoking outside one time. And this same car kept driving by, and we thought: ‘Man! That’s weird!’ Then we got arrested."
PARANOIA BE NEEDED!!
What the hell is going on?!
i want to eat like this more often